I'm not saying I hate you, but I'd unplug your life support...

This funny snarky sign is sure to bring laughs to your guests.

Approximate Dimensions:
3.5” tall
5” wide
.75” thick

Process:
-wood boards are cut down, planed and sanded
-base coats of paint is applied, dried, then design is engraved
-several clear coats are applied for protection
-rustic design can show wood imperfections: knots, grain, checks, etc.

WARNING: These signs are approved for indoor use only. If exposed to weather elements, the materials will eventually wear.