Telling a woman to calm down works about as well as baptizing a cat

This funny humor gift for her is handmade from solid wood. Friends and family will love to receive this as a gift for any occasion!

DIMENSIONS (approximate):
6" wide
6" tall
1.5" deep

Process:
-wood boards are cut down, planed and sanded
-base coats of paint is applied, dried, then design is hand painted
-several clear coats are applied for protection
-rustic design can show wood imperfections: knots, grain, checks, etc.

PLEASE NOTE: This sign is made from solid wood and will have “character”. This means the wood may have imperfections and not always be 100% smooth or perfect in appearance. This adds to the designs rustic feel and makes each one of these signs unique.

WARNING: These signs are approved for indoor use only. If exposed to weather elements, the materials will eventually wear.