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- Funny wife/mom saying
- Funny hoarding sign
- Funny hot flashes sign
- You did not wake up today to be a
- Sarcastic work humor sign
- DIY baseball/softball door hanger
- Funny divorce humor sign
- Funny parenting humor sign
- Funny sarcastic wedding sign
- Sarcastic humor engraved sign
- Beware of the dog, cat is shady too
- Trial and error - funny engraved sign
- Floral Door Hanger DIY Kit
- Floral Welcome DIY Door Hanger
- Cats Welcome Humans Tolerated DIY door hanger
- Boss lady humor gift
- Custom pet ornament
- Custom pet ornaments
- Cats welcome DIY door hanger kit
- DIY floral welcome door hanger
- Don't grow up mug
- Pet rescue sign, animal lover gift
- Country life saying mini sign
- Funny fall sign
- Dog sign bundle
- Dog lover sign
- Buckle up Buttercup
- Believe in the magic DIY sign kit
- Funny sign for her, funny wife gift, funny office sign
- Funny desk sign
- Calm your tits keychain
- Fresh outta fucks keychain
- Funny getting old sign
- Be the exception sign
- Rectangle framed sign blank
- Mini wood sign blanks - unifinished or painted
- Don't grow up it's a trap
- Raising kids quote
- Rescue dog sign
- DIY custom door hanger kit
- Funny bathroom décor
- Coffee bar décor
- Funny cake sign or kitchen decor
- Floral welcome door sign
- Funny Reindeer Drinking Sign
- Cow tag blank set of 10
- Floral welcome door hanger
- Funny bathroom sign
- Best teacher ornament
- Country music legend sign
- FAAFO door hanger
- Dog mom décor
- Funny dog home welcome sign
- Fuck off earrings
- DIY cow tags, craft wood cutouts
- Welcome to adulthood
- Just enough fucks
- Santa stop here DIY door hanger
- Funny camping sign, gift for camper
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JUST A DREAM
It all started here. Living in the city of Madison, a passion for animals, and a dream to give back to these creatures that show us so much love.

JUST A FARM, NOT A FARMER
Life in WIsconsin took us from the city to the farm. Embracing our new normal, my passion for animals lead me to embrace the farm life and these nutty goats joined our pack. As our family grew bigger, so did our hearts, dreams and ambitions.

GOT MILK?
After almost 10 years in Veterinary Medicine, home DIY projects were consuming my mind. Let's be honest, I became OBSESSED. In 2019 I quit my job and opened my Etsy shop, Rusty Red Rooster Decor. After 2 years of product research and development and a few bestsellers, I realized this side hustle was exactly what I was missing. This businesses relieves the creative itch that my corporate job lacks and allows me to care for my animals the way they deserve.

BALANCING ACT
After a few years on Etsy, juggling farm life and a corporate job, I was still looking for more. Because who doesn't want more stress? As of 2023, our products are now sold locally in 5 Wisconsin retail shops. As Salty Dog Mercantile evolves, we are happy to say that we are continuing to test our limits, and our sanity, by bringing you the most unique products with an edgy flare. Follow us on our crazy journey we call life!