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Punch today in the face
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I just farted. That's as close to giving a shit as you'll get.
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I'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's cup of tea
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Life is like a penis
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I'm not saying I hate you, but I'd unplug your life support...
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Trial and error, but mostly error.
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Cow print welcome door hanger
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Roses are dead, love is fake, weddings are basically funerals with cake.
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Mom Tip: If you wait long enough to make dinner
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Men are no longer giving women butterflies
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You're about as useless as tits on a bull
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If a woman says "Do what you want". Do not do what you want.
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Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out
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I am presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTFs per hour
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Once you understand why...
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This cocktail tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow
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Did a cartwheel the other day thinking it was like riding a bike.
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You're about as useless as tits on a bull - Mug
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You're about as useless as tits on a bull
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You did not wake up today to be a
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Welcome to the shitshow
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Welcome to adulthood, I hope you like not sleeping
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Unless he's wearing a diaper, you can't change him.
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Tool Rules
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